Kornheiser's Cartel: And He's Back For More!

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

And He's Back For More!

Hopefully YouTube is ready...because the human highlight reel is back!!!

That's right ESPN (unfortunately) broke the news today that Shawn Kemp is returning to action...in Italy. Where his high-flying acrobats are sure to continue.

For anyone that played NBA Tecmo 1992-93, this takes us back to a time where he was actually worth something to someone...other than his dealers.

Anyways, widespread speculation is that due to the declining power of the U.S. dollar, Kemp was forced to go to Europe to afford the addiction.

I can't say I'm not happy for him. I don't mean to say that this is awkward timing, but Sean Sutton seems to be missing a necklace...

EDIT: I apologize for any assumptions that I made in regards to Shawn Kemp needing money to afford his drugs. It turns out that he needs to money to support his colony of kids spread throughout the world.

It's been said that the sun never sets on the Kemp Family.

Labels: Bob Costas pedophilia, NBA, Orel Kornheiser, Shawn Kemp

1 Comments:

At August 21, 2008 1:24 AM , Jerod Morris said...: Shawn Kemp was one of the most freakish athletes of all time. It's a real shame he was completely incapable of managing his life (and weight) outside of basketball.

Is there any way that we can take all of his kids and all of Travis Henry's kids under our wings and place them in a sports and tutoring camp? We can give them guidance, hire good coaches for them and surely one of them will hit it big in the pros right? I mean, there are what...18,19 of them? Our odds would be pretty good.