Chinese Gymnasts Investigation

With all this talk about the Chinese gymnasts finally being investigated for being too young, the Norwegian horses suspended for doping, and the U.S. relay teams being disqualified for dropping the batons, and Andre getting his headphones taken off because he's pitching too good...

I just have to know.

Would Ariel, assuming she stayed on land with her one true love, be eligible for the Olympics? She would HAVE to be a better swimmer than any human, right?

How many Gold Medals does she get if Michael Phelps gets eight? 10, 12, 20? How many are there? What nation would she swim for? Would she choose some country with ZERO swimming tradition just to humor herself? Would she get fat if she had to spend so much time on land and not having to exercise every time she moved? Would she think Tom Hanks could really attract a mermaid?

These are pressing questions that I wish Disney would answer. I smell a Little Mermaid VI!!!

Editor's Note: Do NOT look up "Little Mermaid on land" unless you want to be blasted with pictures of a naked cartoon Ariel, but if you do...I highly suggest it.