Top Five Sickest YouTube Football Players Ever

As a fan of perfect people and Purdue, I'm obsessed with Drew Brees and so is everyone I know. My dad orders Sunday Ticket just to see New Orleans, the Chargers went from my favorite team to least favorite overnight when they sent him packing, and I outfitted my girlfriend in his jersey whenever possible (nervous laughter).

Partly due to my infatuation with the third best quarterback in the NFL, this clip of him dominating in black and gold brings tears to my eyes even on 40th viewing (tonight, 1100th overall).

But I'm impartial enough to admit there are more impressive.

Without further ado:

5. Reggie Bush - A faster version of Peter Warrick, he's been no more effective in the NFL. But every time he touched the ball it was a highlight at USC.

4. AJ Green - He's straight cash homie, and a lot like Randy Moss on the field, too.

3. Barry Sanders - 10 seasons, 10 Pro Bowls, six times 1st-team All-Pro, and I emulated his ankle breaking moves running down the hallway of my house every day as a kid.

2. Marshawn Lynch - You'll find that we here in Kornheiser's Cartel are united through one common thread… the love of Sir Beast Mode. The interview starting at 1:39 captures his essence quite nicely. "And don't do drugs. Haha!"

1. Noel Devine - "Either he's playing against retards or he is the next LaDanian Tomlinson or Reggie Bush."