Joe Cole's WAG is a Sexy Mutha Zucker
The Kornheiser's Cartel, and Billynho in particular, tries to stick to the hard hitting, relevant, under-reported, serious, stories that matter whenever possible.
Sadly, times are hard for sports bloggers. BallHype lists over 1,700 sports blogs. Bill Simmons is back writing again. Rick Reilly joined the fray, and let me tell you he is HILARIOUS!!! LOLZ OMG...
Competition for Ad-Sense clicks is at an all-time high. To get those, we have to get views. Sure I could come on here and type BRITNEY SPEARS, or LINDSAY LOHAN, or ANGELINA JOLIE's BABY, or BEYONCE'S BOOTY, THAT GIRL FROM THE HILLS, or RuPAUL, you know, whatever you're into (apparently the average person is into 16-year old gymnasts that run like bulldogs, because a sad but true fact is that the number one way people found our site from Google was by searching "Shawn Johnson nude"), but I like to think we're above ever doing that.
Still, I'm willing to meet the average American halfway from time-to-time. Here I present to you a girl most of you have probably never seen or heard of, but someone entrenched in the sports scene in England.
England and Chelsea midfielder Joe Cole's WAG everyone. Joe Cole's girlfriend, Joe Cole's wife, the difference may not matter to me or you, but having both of those phrases linked to us on Google may make all the difference in the world to our site.
Carly Zucker is her name, I think. Does it really matter?
Sadly, times are hard for sports bloggers. BallHype lists over 1,700 sports blogs. Bill Simmons is back writing again. Rick Reilly joined the fray, and let me tell you he is HILARIOUS!!! LOLZ OMG...
Competition for Ad-Sense clicks is at an all-time high. To get those, we have to get views. Sure I could come on here and type BRITNEY SPEARS, or LINDSAY LOHAN, or ANGELINA JOLIE's BABY, or BEYONCE'S BOOTY, THAT GIRL FROM THE HILLS, or RuPAUL, you know, whatever you're into (apparently the average person is into 16-year old gymnasts that run like bulldogs, because a sad but true fact is that the number one way people found our site from Google was by searching "Shawn Johnson nude"), but I like to think we're above ever doing that.
Still, I'm willing to meet the average American halfway from time-to-time. Here I present to you a girl most of you have probably never seen or heard of, but someone entrenched in the sports scene in England.
England and Chelsea midfielder Joe Cole's WAG everyone. Joe Cole's girlfriend, Joe Cole's wife, the difference may not matter to me or you, but having both of those phrases linked to us on Google may make all the difference in the world to our site.
Carly Zucker is her name, I think. Does it really matter?
Labels: Angelina Jolie's Baby, Beyonce's Booty, Billynho, Britney Spears, Carly Zucker, Joe Cole's WAG, Lindsay Lohan, RuPaul, Slambox, SOC, That Girl From the Hills
posted by Billynho @ 11:16 AM
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2 Comments:
I think I see stretch marks. Can somebody say GROSS!!!...Oh well, at least that means she's fertile. As I am.
Hmm...looks like Alicia Sacramone in the third from the bottom picture.
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