Conquering the World (Wide Web) - 9/6/08

Couple quick links to help get you through this mundane slate of college football games:

A tidy summer transfer recap from Norman Hubbard. Sunderland's next expenditure was greater than Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester United, and Tottenham's combined. [ESPN Soccernet]

Cornrows has the scoop on Danny Granger's trip to Indonesia. I wonder where Jamaal Tinsley took a goodwill trip to this summer? [Indy Cornrows]

Our old friend Usain Bolt ran a ridiculous 9.77 seconds 100 meters yesterday in poor conditions (cold, wet, headwind). [The Telegraph]

Stephen A. Smith says white dudes who play fantasy sports are nerds. I believe him, because he obviously knows nerdy. I doubt Marshawn Lynch begins every sentence with "quite frankly." [Joe Sports Fan]

Make sure you read the comments after this hilarious post by Ken Tremendous roasting Rick Reilly. They're even funnier than the piece. [Fire Joe Morgan]