Kornheiser's Cartel: Barkley Called It, He Is No Role Model

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Friday, January 9, 2009

Barkley Called It, He Is No Role Model

Paul Blart = Mall Cop, Charles Barkley = Role Model.

Though I don't know the Cartel's opinion on drunk driving, I do know one thing: Charles Barkley ain't no role model, but the members of Nirvana REALLY aren't role models:

And he's not too modest to admit it himself.

But he's no homo...

And don't act like ANYONE is surprised to find out the Chuckster drinks and drives. I'm just thrilled he was sober enough to find his keys!

Just because he can dunk a basketball, doesn't mean I want him to raise MY kids.

Labels: Barkley No Role Model, NBA, Orel Kornheiser

2 Comments:

At January 10, 2009 2:23 AM , Emo Kid said...: I don't know, I might follow Kurt Cobain's lead soon.
At January 10, 2009 2:57 AM , Orel Kornheiser said...: Whoa whoa whoa...if you are going to go out, at least go out in style...get ALS. Hell, people may name it after you...wait a sec...