Kornheiser's Cartel: Drew Brees Has Scar Removed and Muggle Baby Birthed

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Drew Brees Has Scar Removed and Muggle Baby Birthed

Billynho has to give props to Staff over @ the JC for dishing the word that ~~God~~ Drew Brees had his birthmark removed earlier this season. I applaud the decision. A scar on his face is far more appropriate (But if anyone ever sees his old birthmark on EBay, promise to let me know?). Now he's the muggle version of Harry Potter in appearance and action.

But that's not the only hospital related bit of news on Brees I have to offer you Brees-stalking muggles! Just like Harry, Brees is now a father. He blessed his wife Brittany by impregnating her and something wonderful came out yesterday for Brees's 30th birthday.

********OBLIGATORY JOKE ALERT******** If Purdue football coach Danny Hope hasn't offered the boy/girl a scholarship yet, he better get on that. Hee Haw! ********OBLIGATORY JOKE ALERT OVER********

How jealous are you of that kid? ~~And Drew's wife...~~

Labels: Billynho, CFB, Drew Brees Baby, NFL, Purdue, Purdue Football

15 Comments:

At January 16, 2009 2:03 AM , Orel Kornheiser said...: So that makes Brittany a Ginny? Who's Ron Weasley in this scenario? Reggie Bush? Because he was inevitably poor growing up? And thus Kim Kardashian is the ever fine Hermione Granger.

Also, Sean Payton is the always wise Dumbledore? I'm liking this more and more.
At January 16, 2009 1:29 PM , Jim Everett (NOT CHRIS) said...: I've knocked up several chicks. No love for me?!?!?!?
At January 16, 2009 1:49 PM , Anonymous said...: I guess he didn't want his baby to have the first thing it saw be an unsightly poop smear on his face.
At January 16, 2009 2:20 PM , Billynho said...: Anonymous, bite your tounge! There was nothing unsightly about that birthmark.
At January 16, 2009 9:10 PM , Anonymous said...: Drew Brees shouldn't just worry about his mole. His strangest feature is his ass. He has a woman's ass.
At January 16, 2009 11:24 PM , Riley said...: Hey, I'm a huge Drew Brees fan. I was wondering if anyone knew the name of the baby boy. I'd be thrilled if someone could tell me (that's you Drew, cause I know you google yourself, haha) But Drew Brees' scar on his face actually looked cool. It didn't make him look tough, but it just looked good. And where did the Manning Family of Quarterbacks Co. start? Hmm....
At January 17, 2009 3:04 PM , Billynho said...: Baden maybe?
At January 17, 2009 4:26 PM , Billynho said...: Baylen?
At January 18, 2009 8:52 AM , WHSmom2friends said...: Congratulations on your baby boy! From a friend of the family - call your mom, Drew, she is so proud of you and will be the most proud grandmother!!!

Oh, and on having your mole removed - - it was part of your personality, a little flawed, but beloved and special.
At January 20, 2009 1:00 AM , Riley said...: Okay kormheiser, you need to tell us all the baby name. Is it bayden?
At January 20, 2009 1:00 AM , Riley said...: Okay kormheiser, you need to tell us all the baby name. Is it bayden?
At January 20, 2009 2:47 AM , Anonymous said...: Billynho already said it was Baylen. Tony Kornheisr has nothing to do with this site.
At January 21, 2009 12:48 AM , Riley said...: How does he know this? He could be full of crap.
At January 21, 2009 2:33 AM , Billynho said...: then drop the sense of entitlement and go ask about it on someone else's blog.
At January 21, 2009 3:48 PM , Orel Kornheiser said...: It was posted in the Lafayette Journal and Courier. It is Baylen.