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Wednesday, September 3, 2008Michael Phelps Needs to Control His AngerI knew something was fishy when Phelps won the 100m Butterfly. What a poor sport! See more funny videos at Funny or Die Labels: 100 meter butterfly, Beijing Olympics, Bob Costas loves Michael Phelps, Funny Videos, Michael Phelps, sportsmanship, The Siets
posted by The Siets @ 2:20 PM
Saturday, August 16, 2008Ian Crock(er)pot
 After watching Ian "Crockpot" Crocker get 116th place in the 100m Butterfly Final, I have to ask, does his training involve eating underwater? Eating nonstop from whatever is in the crock pot at mom's house? It seems like Crocker's training involves more slumber parties at Derek "Coleslaw" Coleman's house with other guests including Vin "Second-Helping Taker" Baker and Jared (before Subway). I mean, I just don't get how a CURRENT world-record holder in an event cannot get himself up for the Olympics. Even Hef gets himself up to this day! Even worse he talked about how he wouldn't let Phelps beat him. Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day! And even he doesn't look like he could beat Crocker in a mayonnaises eating contest. I think Def Leppard's drummer could have given him a run for his money in this race. Thank god Jeremy Schaap graced us with his lovely up-to-the-minute update on Crocker's shit talking (slash eating). Sportscenter Live? Worst invention ever. Including child pornography. Sorry Costas. Labels: 100 meter butterfly, Bob Costas pedofilia, butterfly, Def Leppard, Fat Athletes, Ian Crocker, Michael Phelps, Orel Kornheiser
posted by Orel Kornheiser @ 12:53 AM
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