ALERT: Kornheiser's Cartel on MySpace

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We've got music, and, and videos, and a profile... and all kinds of stuff that TRUE Kornheiser's Cartelians need to check out. Real fans only.

I don't know, maybe you should come add us... then, when we confirm (we'll probably hire an intern to handle that bullshit, so not actually "we" but somebody will confirm, we promise)... post on our wall... maybe something like:

"thx 4 tha add homey! i luv luv LOVE ur blog so much... i sometymz stay home on tha weekends and just refresh dat shit all nite u kno bc omg u just rock, especially dat Billynho... and The Siets, he's not bad either, but i heard he like likes Johnny Cash and Nicholas Cage movies, so he's so so not my type 'n shit, ya know? but rite hurr r muh digits, call the cell baby, okay? okay!? okay. buh-bye. u better call! mwah"

Yeah, that'd be good. That's how MySpace works right? We're gonna get, like, soooo much new traffic OMG, LOL!

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Pardon our mess...

We'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who continue to visit our site. We are currently experimenting with some new design layouts and adding new features. We ask that you be patient, as it takes a little while to work out all of the bugs with something new.

One of the more prominent changes is the addition of "Read More!" links at the bottom of posts. Though it may be highly intuitive to most, this has been added so that we can place more articles on our homepage and readers can click on those articles they feel are most interesting. In fact, if you click the "Read More!" link in this article you will get to see a very humorous photo.

Again, thanks for your continued readership and please bear with our changes as we continue to try and make our site even better.

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Kornheiser's Cartel is One Month Old

We're a month old!

The Kornheiser's Cartel posted its first original piece of sports commentary at 12:52 AM on August 13th. Since then, we've grown faster than we (or at least I) ever imagined.

In our first month our pages have been viewed over 60,000 times, we've had one of the top pieces on StumbleUpon, the nickname "J-Claw" will forever trump "Jimmy Clausen" thanks to us, a lot of great blogs have linked to our pieces, we've trekked up the BallHype rankings faster and higher than we thought possible, and little Orel Kornheiser and I have only had a few fights (all his fault... but we love Orel, nonetheless).

To fans of the site, please Bookmark us, Stumble us, Digg us, tell your friends about us, and etc. We've a ton of viral funny, insightful viral pieces planned that will definitely go viral, and we're making an effort to update multiple times daily with viral content so check back often. If you like something, please let us know.

We also have a few more cosmetic changes to the site in the works that you should notice in the next few weeks.

Thanks to all our readers and friends of the site.

Some stuff I read today:

Kevin Garnett is officially not seven feet tall, but those pants are officially ugly Craig Sager. [NESW Sports]

West Ham gone bankrupt. That Carlos Tevez/Javier Mascherano double deal didn't quite turn out as planned. [Unprofessional Foul]

I brought this up the other day to my dad. Is the Ball Coach going to retire after this season? If so, I wonder if they can pull Skip Holtz... [Losers with Socks]

Wet suit pants on a basketball player. Maybe Shaun Livingston should look into these. [World Hoops Blog]

Gabriel Agbonlahor = Shady [Deuce of Davenport]

More Michigan vs. Notre Dame than I could handle. [Maize n Brew]

I hadn't heard the theory that Ohio State was hiding Terrelle Pryor until the USC game, but I like it. [Deadspin]

Pat Garrity retired. Who will take his place on the bench? [Ball Don't Lie]

I've been hearing Michael Jordan missed three game winners for every one he made my whole life. Really? Really!?! I'm not buying it. Gilbert Arenas is. [Gilbertology]

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