Chinese Olympic Coverage

I have to admit. I am extremely disappointed in the Olympic coverage on the Chinese side this year. I have spent what would amount to about three days time in the last few years watching what has become a cult phenomenon "MXC".

The only reason I initially tuned into the Olympics this year was to see Guy LeDouche report on the inner workings of the Olympics (Though it did not take long to be drawn in to the amazing stories and tales spoken so eloquently by Mr. Baritone himself, Mary Carillo...err...Mrs.)!

But seriously, James Earl Jones sounds like Mariah Carey compared to that voice...

Anyways, imagine Olympic coverage where you don't have to wonder whether the host, Costas, is wishing he was the inseam on the 12 year-old Chinese girls gymnastics suit. Where Bela Karolyi is not the highlight of your night.

Hell, even the the events would be more entertaining with Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship at the reins. Goodbye 5 mile swim, hello "Rock Hopping".

I guess what I want the most is for the gymnasts to not be the stupidest looking people on the screen. Well, other than Ian Crocker (see below)...

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